BW’s Saturday Article (And Video) Link> About Link’s New Design

 

Link’s various reincarnations throughout the various Legend Of Zelda timelines have had their own fashion sense, based on where the world was and the history that went with that confusing splintered timeline. For the remake of Ocarina Of Time, that version of Link has made a few of his own choices, or rather the game creators have. In an article from Geeks & Gamers and the video by artist DreamingTabitha, both the video host and article writer break down how the new outfit may have too much detail in their design. Frankly, I don’t completely disagree with them. Sometimes you can have too much detail.

Darkwing Duck: The Relaunch Nobody Asked For

If only that’s what was coming. Wait, I should do the bit.

He is the terror that flaps in the night!

He is the reboot that spits on the original!

He is…Disney’s latest bad remake idea!

In case you haven’t heard, Disney+ wants to bring back the masked mallard (not to be confused with that time Scrooge McDuck did a stint as the Masked Mallard in the original Ducktales) for more adventures in the city of St. Canard. The Ducktales reboot showed that you can do something different and make a good reboot that honors the source material. There’s a trick to it, though, and from what I’m seeing here the magician has left the stage.

Before you yell at me, all we have is a plot, not a series. I’m not reviewing the series. Yes, it might be good…until you find out who’s behind this new incarnation: Seth Rogen. Additionally, I’m looking at everything else, like the teaser image…

…and not getting my hopes up, which is the opposite of what they’re supposed to be doing. DW needs to lose some weight. Yeah, yeah, “Dark Knight Returns homage” or whatever, but I hated that design, too. Maybe the style will be tweaked, but what they have here really doesn’t work. And neither does everything else I’m seeing about this show.

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BW’s Daily Video> The Road To Hell Is Paved With Morally Grey “Heroes”

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My Questions About The Warner Paramount Merger

 

The important info in the above video from Cord Cutters News is in the front. I’m not covering Roku or most of the other stuff, though I do plan to talk about the Darkwing Duck reboot tomorrow or next week, depending on events.

First let’s be clear about what this is, or at least how I’m seeing it. Correct me if I’m wrong. Paramount isn’t so much merging with Warner Brothers to become Warner Paramount or something. Skydance bought Paramount and now the final hurdles are out of the way. This is the only political comment I’m planning to make this article: When Rob Bonta dropped his lawsuit the other states went with him. Speaking as someone from Connecticut, the only reason our Attorney General got involved is that it’s an election year and his ads talk about how hard he fights. We had no business in there, and frankly none of the other states did, either. Not even California, who at least houses Hollywood. It wasn’t about CNN, outside of demanding an oversight board nobody asked Disney to put together when they bought ABC. Basically they wanted the guy whose father kind of knows the President they hate.

 

Hollywood lost their minds around the same time I lost part of my colon. Coincidence? Yeah, probably. Let’s get back to why I’m posting this: posting Spaceballs clips. I mean…what happens now?

Like when Discovery Networks bought Time Warner from AT&T to form Warner Brothers Discovery (guess we have a new logo to look forward to), I have some concerns going in that of course nobody in mainstream entertainment discussion is going to go over because all they care about are the shows and movies. I actually brought some of this up when the purchase was announced, and probably when Netflix tried to get it. It starts with a question I have never heard answered and I’m very curious about:

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BW’s Daily Video> Netflix Versus Narnia

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Like I often say: control the origin, control the world.

I looked up why David Bowie dropped the androgenous persona that Gerwig is basing Aslan on, Ziggy Stardust. Using Quora as its source, Google stated “David Bowie stopped playing Ziggy Stardust because the heavy psychological toll of the alter ego started blending with his real personality and threatening his mental health”. Apparently he was also worried that if people got tired of the bisexual space messiah his career would die, so he dropped it and started doing music as himself. So there are reasons he dropped the persona, and apparently Miss Rock N’ Roll missed that information.

Something else I say a lot: not every creative is right for every project just because they got one right. John Hughes’ Nightmare On Elm Street would have been hilarious for me, not so much the fans who would probably say the same thing about Wes Craven’s Sixteen Candles.

Miracleman In The Marvel Universe Is Just Wrong

If you like the character and his early comics, more power to you. I’m not telling you what to like. However, this site is about my thoughts and I want to like Miracleman and company. And yet I can’t.

Miracleman, formerly Marvelman, is in the hands of Marvel Comics, and now about to be added to the Marvel Universe. Or possibly multiverse. I haven’t followed the Armageddon storyline (not to be confused with the DC storyline “Armageddon: 2001”), and I don’t know who David Colton is, or his powers, or any of that. However, a solicit and article on Bleeding Fool gave me some rather odd news:

On stands now, AVENGERS: ARMAGEDDON #4, the penultimate issue of the five-issue event series by Chip Zdarsky, Delio Diaz and Frank Alpizar that ushers in the next era of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, delivered a game-changing revelation: the source of the Origin Box that gave David Colton his mysterious—and unparalleled—powers was none other than MIRACLEMAN.

A pioneer of modern super hero storytelling, MIRACLEMAN remains one of the medium’s most revolutionary characters. Now, the character returns in the Marvel Universe as his awesome power finds a new champion in David Colton, the 21st-century Captain America introduced in the opening arc of Chip Zdarsky’s acclaimed Captain America run.

Colton’s transformation couldn’t come at a more pivotal moment. AVENGERS: ARMAGEDDON is reenergizing the Marvel Universe—and comic shops with sold-out printings—as the Avengers face a battle that will forever change how the world sees them as protectors. Now, David Colton assumes the mantle of MIRACLEMAN, who once deconstructed the very idea of what it means to be a super hero, to help usher in this new age. But as Colton embraces his new power and brings it to the forefront of the fight, will there be an Earth left standing to avenge?

I have a bunch of issues with this, but before I can explain why we need to be on the same page. (No puns were intended in that last sentence.) So first we need to watch a video from Owen Likes Comics about the history of a character that started out as Captain Marvel’s British replacement, and moved into the same old deconstruction nonsense by a guy who can’t stop himself from making them. Then I can get into just why this doesn’t make any sense, and frankly bothers me a bit.

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BW’s Daily Video> Perch’s Thoughts On Marvel’s “Armageddon”

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